i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
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He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
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I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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