in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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