how can u be prego again
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Randomize
