too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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