The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
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I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
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See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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