Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Say something about gay babies.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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