It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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