She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
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That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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