what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
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