Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Michael Bay diarrhea
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I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
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Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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