she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
