Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
another moral hangover. fuck.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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