Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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