quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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