Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
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He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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