I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
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A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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