i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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