i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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