Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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