i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
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After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
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Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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