as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Randomize