Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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