Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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