Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
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I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
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"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in