I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
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we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
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I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you