I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
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I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
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I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.