do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
His nipple licking is glorious
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