I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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