We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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