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Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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