my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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