I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
