How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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