I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
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Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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