I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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