How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
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his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
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Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
that is very illegal...i love you.
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