I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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