it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
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He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
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So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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