I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
