u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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