In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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