i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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