So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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