Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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