I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
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This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
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You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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