I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
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Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
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By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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