i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Randomize
