just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Randomize
