I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
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you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
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Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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