He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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