I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
