do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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