Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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