no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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