is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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