I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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