this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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