I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
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What tipped you off? The sombrero?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
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He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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